FACTS…..REALLY?

FACTS…..REALLY?

Ø    Once you wrote examination, you will find the same question paper is easy to solve.

Ø    If you are not properly dressed, you will find CD (Course Director) around.

Ø    Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Ø    The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Ø    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

Ø    All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Ø    Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Ø    You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Ø    Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

Ø    As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken? If it is bad, it happens.

Ø    If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Ø    Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

Ø    You always do better but faculty doesn’t award you excellent marks.

Ø    When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

Ø    If you have paper, you don't have a pen?? If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Ø    Especially for Probationers, if you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

Ø    You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Ø    The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

Ø    After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

Ø    If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Ø    Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Ø    Everyone has an idea of changing the Academy which never works.

-----Vasantha Reddy, K.V. IFS (P)