FACTS…..REALLY?
Ø Once you wrote examination, you will find the same question paper is easy to solve.
Ø If you are not properly dressed, you will find CD (Course Director) around.
Ø Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Ø The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Ø Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
Ø All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
Ø Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Ø You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Ø Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
Ø As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken? If it is bad, it happens.
Ø If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
Ø Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
Ø You always do better but faculty doesn’t award you excellent marks.
Ø When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
Ø If you have paper, you don't have a pen?? If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Ø Especially for Probationers, if you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
Ø You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
Ø The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
Ø After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
Ø If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Ø Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
Ø Everyone has an idea of changing the Academy which never works.
-----Vasantha Reddy, K.V. IFS (P)
